On the front cover of the wedding greeting card, imagine a delightfully chaotic scene set in a quaint, charming bakery that appears to have been caught in the middle of an unexpected wedding ceremony. The bakery's display window, adorned with vintage lace curtains, showcases a gigantic, elaborately decorated wedding cake that's humorously tilted, as if it’s just been hastily reassembled. The top tier is adorned with miniature bride and groom figurines, humorously posed as if they’re trying to steady themselves on the precariously leaning cake.

Inside the bakery, a jovial baker, flour dusting his hair and clothes, is frantically juggling a variety of tasks. He is icing a fresh batch of cupcakes in his apron that reads "Love at First Bite," while simultaneously officiating the wedding with a rolling pin that doubles as a makeshift microphone. Around him, a few pastry chefs, dressed in pastel uniforms, are tossing confetti made of sprinkles into the air, creating a colorful cascade that catches the sunlight streaming through the window.

The couple, dressed in elegant yet slightly mismatched wedding attire (the groom's bow tie is humorously made of a ribbon of fondant), stands in front of the bakery counter, exchanging vows over a giant mixing bowl filled with batter. Their expressions are a blend of love and laughter as they hold each other's hands, each clutching a whisk instead of a bouquet or boutonnière.

In the background, the bakery's cozy interior is filled with shelves of bread and pastry delights, each labeled with playful names like "Marital Bliss Muffins" and "Honeymoon Croissants." A quirky old-fashioned clock on the wall, in the shape of a donut, shows that it’s almost noon, hinting at the timeless nature of love and laughter. This scene is a deliciously whimsical take on tying the knot, blending the themes of marriage and humor in a setting that is both unique and heartwarming.

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