At the top of the image, "Brooke, you said 'I do'... but did he know it meant 'I do want 17 throw pillows and a Pinterest-worthy pantry'?"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a whimsical cartoon-style bride with blonde hair and sparkling green eyes, gleefully grinning as she stands triumphantly in the middle of a dramatically over-decorated living room.

- Surround her with an explosion of wedding gifts: pastel throw pillows stacked like a wedding cake, matching monogrammed kitchenware, and jars filled with alphabetized pantry labels.

- In the background, the slightly bewildered groom (in suit and bow tie) is buried under a pile of ribbon-wrapped towel sets, holding up a “help” sign with a loving smile.

- Add small speech bubbles: the bride’s says, “Now, onto colour-coding the cutlery!”, and the groom’s says, “I miss my man cave.”

Generated with these themes: A bride with blonde hair green eyes .

Made with ❤️ by AI.