Front and center of the card, an exaggerated, large red lollipop shaped like a heart is prominently displayed, its stick angled slightly as though it’s leaning. Its surface is glossy, with vibrant reflections suggesting a sugary texture. Across the heart, the large white letters say, "THIS CARD SUCKS," in a playful, bold font reminiscent of Quentin Blake's lively style.

Below the heart, in a smaller, cheeky font, are the words, "and so do I," scrawled as if with a fine-tipped pen, imitating Edward Gorey's detailed line work.

In the background, a whimsical forest scene unfolds in muted pastel colors, akin to Beatrix Potter's charming landscapes. Delicate, gnarled trees with twisted branches reminiscent of Arthur Rackham's illustrations cradle the heart lollipop, casting soft, intricate shadows on the card.

Peeking from behind one of the trees, a curious, small animal, perhaps a rabbit, drawn in the style of Maurice Sendak, observes the scene. Its fur is rendered with fine lines, adding depth and texture.

The border of the card features ornate, swirling patterns of vines and small blossoms, inspired by Aubrey Beardsley’s intricate designs. Hidden among the vines are tiny, cartoonish kisses marked as "XOXO" in various positions, each differing slightly in size and tilt, adding a playful element to the scene.

The overall color palette is a combination of soft pinks, lush greens, and hints of cream, invoking a sense of whimsy and romance. The card's paper background has a vintage texture, resembling the works of Norman Rockwell with a touch of Maxfield Parrish's luminescent quality, creating a visually rich and engaging Valentine's Day card cover.

Generated with these themes: XOXO, In large font, the words: this card sucks, and Under, in smaller font: and so do I.

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