**Card Front Illustration:**

In the foreground, a robust, anthropomorphic chorizo, standing confidently, is adorned in medieval armor crafted from shiny metal sausages. His plump sausage limbs protrude from metal gauntlets and greaves, while a polished, helmet-shaped chili pepper sits atop his head. The armor glints in shades of silver and bronzed red, reflecting a hint of the warm, setting sun.

Beside this chorizo knight, a group of skeletons in pirate attire are gathered around a wooden table. Their bony fingers are elegantly curled around goblets, raised in a lively toast. Each skeleton sports a traditional pirate hat with the classic skull and crossbones, their empty eye sockets filled with mischief. The goblets are filled to the brim with a dark, mysterious liquid, with faint tendrils of steam rising. One skeleton leans over, pointing animatedly at a parchment map with an "X" drawn in the middle. Scattered on the table are remnants of a feast: broken bread, a small block of cheese, and, humorously, a half-eaten metal fork.

The background features a desolate pirate ship wreck, its splintered wood entangled with creeping vines. Tattered sails flap gently in the breeze. Overhead, a darkening sky transitions from deep purples to midnight blues, peppered with twinkling stars.

Near the top of the card, the word "Sion" is whimsically etched into the clouds, resembling ancient runes, blending subtly yet distinctly with the celestial backdrop.

Incorporating inspiration from the likes of Edward Gorey and Aubrey Beardsley, the illustration combines fine, expressive linework with a monochromatic palette accented by bold reds and metallic sheens. The meticulous detail in the characters and setting echoes the narrative style of Rackham and Sendak, inviting viewers to explore the intricate scene.

Generated with these themes: Metal, Chorizo, Dead Men Talking, and Dark humor.

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