**Prompt:**

A realistic photograph of a lavish oak kitchen table absolutely *groaning* under the weight of an over-the-top, ridiculously extravagant charcuterie spread—piles of prosciutto dramatically draped like silk, towers of salami, wheels of cheese stacked like Jenga blocks, a whole cured ham with tiny sunglasses lounging next to grapes being fed to it by toothpicks. Scattered labels read things like "Not even sure what this is" and "Someone brought this for show, not for eating." In the corner of the table, a smug squirrel in a tiny apron (clearly photoshopped in) sits at a miniature chair with a knife and fork, ready to dig in. Bright natural light streams in, making everything look mouthwateringly delicious—if slightly absurd.

The tone is funny, overly indulgent, and delightfully ridiculous, as if someone went *way* too far in saying "thanks" with snacks.

Generated with these themes: An oak kitchen table with a large section of Charcuterie.

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