At the top of the image, "Wife, your vision may be blurry—but your sarcasm’s still 20/20!"

- Illustrate a comical cartoon scene: A woman (Wife) sitting at an optometrist’s office, peering skeptically through a giant pair of ridiculously thick glasses.

- One lens shows a blurry blob, the other zooms in on a cat wearing a top hat sipping tea.

- The eye chart behind her reads "I C U N O T" in big letters, then below it: “BLINK TWICE FOR WINE.”

- She’s holding a sympathy card herself, upside down.

- A comforting golden retriever beside her wears matching specs and a shirt that says “Seeing you through this.”

- Light pastel background for warmth, but peppered with humorous little hidden eye puns (e.g. tiny eyeballs replacing flower centers in the wallpaper pattern).

Generated with these themes: eyes worse.

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