In the foreground of the Easter-themed greeting card, a mischievous, slightly scruffy black cat with glinting eyes, aptly named "Death Dealing Cunt Cat," is poised atop a vibrantly painted, oversized Easter egg. The cat's sharp claws are embedded in the egg, suggesting a recent victorious skirmish. Around the egg, fragments of chocolate eggshell are scattered about, mingling with colorful jellybeans and strands of fake grass from an Easter basket that has been knocked over.

To the right of the cat, a tiny, humorous scene unfolds featuring a cartoonish, exaggeratedly "dead" mouse. The mouse lies on its back with "X" marks over its eyes, tongue comically lolling out, dressed in a tiny detective coat and hat reminiscent of noir films, giving a nod to a murder mystery gone awry. The mouse's paw is outstretched toward a magnifying glass, indicating a detective role that was abruptly cut short.

In the background, rolling green hills are dotted with Easter lilies and daisies, with a sky that fades from a gentle sunrise pink to blue. Hovering above the scene in the sky, a parade of fluffy white clouds subtly forms the letters of the cat's audacious name: "Death Dealing Cunt Cat." This whimsical touch adds to the overall playful and tongue-in-cheek nature of the card. A pair of curious Easter bunnies, peeking cautiously from behind a bush, observe the chaos, their exaggerated wide eyes hinting at shock and disbelief.

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