In the center of this whimsical Easter card, a lush green meadow sprawls under a soft pastel sky dotted with fluffy white clouds. A comically nefarious feline, the "Death Dealing Cunt Cat," sits proudly atop a giant, overturned Easter basket. This mischievous cat, with wide, exaggeratedly shifty eyes and a cartoonishly villainous grin, is adorned in a small, crooked witch's hat. Its fur is an inky midnight black with a single, rogue tuft sticking up defiantly, adding to its humorous evil persona.

Scattered around the base of the basket are a collection of colorful, intricately patterned Easter eggs, some cracked open revealing small surprises—a few baby carrots and a tiny, bewildered rubber duck. Among them lies a little plush mouse with an exaggerated 'X' for eyes, a light-hearted nod to the theme of the "dead mouse." Its stuffing playfully peeks out from a small tear, with a tag labeled "Cheddar the Brave" attached to its tail.

Above, a playful banner flutters in the gentle breeze, stretching from one side of the card to the other. It is tied between two tall, whimsical trees with swirling branches and oversized leaves, reminiscent of something out of a dream. The banner proudly reads "Happy Easter to the Death Dealing Cunt Cat," in bright, cheerful letters, each word a different color, evoking the classic comic strip aesthetic of Charles Schulz.

To complete the scene, a series of tiny, wide-eyed cartoon bunnies look on from the sidelines, each with exaggeratedly long ears and tiny, twitching noses. They hold signs of their own, displaying messages like "Beware!" and "Easter Vigilante on the Loose!" in comic-book style speech bubbles, channeling the storytelling flair of Will Eisner. The sky above is a tapestry of pastel hues, with a single cartoon sun sporting sunglasses and a knowing smile, casting a playful spotlight on this Easter tale of mischief and merriment.

Generated with these themes: Evil murder cat, and Dead mose.

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