Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy Easter Card

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Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Description

**Image Prompt:**

*At the top of the realistic photograph image: “Happy Easter, Aaron – May your solos sizzle like bacon in a bunny’s bar tab!”*

A hyper-realistic, surreal Easter scene set in a sunlit grassy meadow under an ominous candy-pink sky. In the foreground, a fluffy white rabbit—wearing Ray-Bans and holding a worn Fender Stratocaster—stands on its hind legs, strumming wild chords with jellybean fingers. Its amplifier is shaped like a half-cracked Fabergé egg leaking neon green maple syrup.

To the left, an Easter basket overflowing with chocolate bottles labeled “XXX Marshmallow Whiskey” glistens next to deviled eggs rolling like dice on a table made of burnt toast. Sprigs of mint and jelly leak from the ears of marshmallow chicks balancing tiny meth crystals on silver teaspoons, mid-air.

Behind them, a majestic tabby cat wearing a rhinestone-studded Easter bonnet reclines on a mountain of ham glazed with guitar picks and glitter. A vapor trail of cinnamon-scented smoke forms musical notes overhead, spelling “MEOW” in cursive. Peeps shaped like vintage amps scatter from a broken piñata shaped like Elvis, suspended from a bent traffic light made of candied carrots.

The overall mood is vibrantly bizarre—otherworldly realism fused with dreamy madness. A beautiful chaos that begs the question: Is that liquor or eggnog laced with fuzz pedal dreams?

Generated with these themes: Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy.

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Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy Easter Card...

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5/16/2025

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