At the top of the realistic photograph image, “Happy Easter, Aaron — Crack Open a Good Time!”

A surreal, hyper-realistic Easter scene unfolds: in a misty meadow filled with colossal, glistening chocolate eggs half-melted under a blood-orange sunrise, a life-sized marshmallow rabbit wearing vintage aviators and a worn leather jacket strums a flaming Fender Stratocaster with liquor-filled candy canes for strings. Around the rabbit, Easter chicks in tiny denim vests do high kicks over sizzling frying pans full of pastel macaroni, neon pink bacon, and fried Cadbury crème eggs.

Behind them, a dilapidated Holy Grail-shaped birdbath bubbles suspiciously — filled with colorful mini eggs soaked in absinthe, as tiny sugar bunnies on toothpick stilts stir it with guitar picks.

In the foreground, a coolly disinterested calico cat (nicknamed “Pussy Riot” in glitter on its collar) reclines inside a hollowed-out chocolate vodka bottle, sipping an espresso martini through a red Twizzler straw and batting a meth rock disguised as a jellybean toward the bunny’s footpedal.

The whole composition glows with uncanny detail: beads of sugar sweat on the marshmallow fur, liquor droplets midair, and hazy plumes of bubblegum-colored smoke rising like incense around a crooked “Happy Easter” sign, hanging from the cat’s tail.

Generated with these themes: Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy.

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