At the top of the image, "Faz, you're shifting gears faster than a GT3RS leaving Old Trafford on leg day at SIP Clinic!"

– In the center of the cartoon, depict Faz — drawn with exaggerated muscle definition and a cheeky grin — behind the wheel of a bright red Porsche GT3RS. The car is blasting out of the Man United stadium tunnel, leaving a cloud of confetti and footballs behind.

– He's wearing a comically tight Man United jersey (that’s clearly two sizes too small to show off his gains), while a birthday cake sits buckled into the passenger seat wearing sunglasses.

– A gym trainer from SIP Clinic is seen being dragged behind on rollerblades, holding onto resistance bands hooked to the spoiler, shouting "You're supposed to cool down, not take off!"

– A scoreboard above Old Trafford reads: "Faz 1 - Age 0"

– Add birthday banners waving in the stands, saying things like "Red Devils Do It Faster!" and "Still No Signs of a Midlife Crisis (Just Turbocharged Knees!)"

Generated with these themes: Man united football club, Porsche gt3rs, and Sip clinic.

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