At the top of the image, "Joab, you've officially graduated from rattle to birthday bottle service!"

– Abstract visual concept: Swirling pastel blobs and playful geometric baby toys float weightlessly around a towering, surreal baby bottle filled with glittery confetti instead of milk. Diapers morph into streamers, pacifiers orbit like planets, and a single, smug rubber duck wears party shades, sipping from a tiny champagne flute. The background oozes bubblegum hues and soft sparkles, capturing a dreamy-yet-sassy vibe.

Generated with these themes: baby.

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