Jogging suit, Skinny, Autistic, and Whiskey Birthday Card

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Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Description

At the top of the image, "Misael, who needs social cues when you're jogging in style and sipping whiskey like a track star savant?"

- In the realistic photograph: Depict a quirky scene of Misael standing in the middle of a suburban sidewalk, confidently posing in a vintage 80s-style brightly colored jogging suit — the kind with shiny fabric and neon stripes — striking an over-the-top running pose.

- He's extremely skinny and sporting an exaggeratedly serious expression while holding a crystal glass of neat whiskey in one hand like it's part of his workout routine.

- In the background, two baffled joggers are double-taking at him as he jogs in slow-motion with deliberate awkwardness.

- Scattered motivational signs on the route read: “Pace Yourself — Especially with Bourbon!” and “Fuel: 10% Electrolytes, 90% Single Malt.”

- A headphone cord is loosely trailing behind him, clearly not plugged into anything, but he’s still vibing like it’s the best playlist of his life.

- The image has crisp daylight realism, suburban morning haze, and an overall comedic documentary-photojournalist vibe capturing “athletic absurdity.”

Generated with these themes: Jogging suit, Skinny, Autistic, and Whiskey.

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Jogging suit, Skinny, Autistic, and Whiskey Birthday Card...

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4/21/2025

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