At the top of the image, "This ain’t a cottagecore retreat... it’s a cottagefloor repeat!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a hilarious cartoon scene set inside a cozy but chaotic wood cottage. Fairy lights hang from wooden beams, while partygoers dance wildly—some on furniture, one hanging off an antler chandelier.

- One cartoon character in the corner is chatting to a raccoon wearing sunglasses, while another tries to DJ with pancakes instead of vinyl records.

- Someone's grandma is passed out face-first in the punch bowl, wearing a glowstick crown, and another character is midair in a yoga pose that somehow defies all laws of physics.

- The background should include half-toppled plants, trippy neon mushrooms on the windowsill, and a guitar being played by a person with an inflatable flamingo on their head.

At the bottom of the image, "You’re not older, just better at party fouls—Happy Birthday!"

Generated with these themes: people partiing in wood cotage with music drugs and alcohol.

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