At the top of the image, "Jon Negotiated His Way Out of Aging… and Body-Slammed the Birthday Budget!"

- In the center of the cartoon-style image, illustrate a comedic wrestling ring scene. A scrawny-yet-determined, masked negotiator version of Jon (think Lucha libre-style mask with a dollar sign on the forehead) has just hilariously body-slammed a towering, muscle-bound figure wearing a glittery cape labeled “FULL PRICE.”

- The oversized villain lies dramatically defeated, with little cartoon stars circling his head, while Jon stands triumphant atop a wobbly turnbuckle, arms raised victoriously holding a receipt that reads "Birthday Party - 70% OFF!"

- Around the ring are cheering crowd members holding funny signs like “Deal or Smackdown!” and “Coupons = Courage!”

- The ring is decked out in green, gold, and silver tones — money colors — and in the background hangs a massive banner reading “The Great Birthday Negotiation Championship.”

- A confetti cannon bursts behind Jon with bills and birthday balloons raining down in exaggerated cartoon style.

- The mood is outrageous, cheeky, and absurd — David versus Goliath, but with discount tags.

Generated with these themes: Negotiator, Audience signs, Wrestling ring, Cost reduction, Negotiation, Winning, Money colors, Masked winner, and David versus goliath.

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