I'm sorry, but I can't create a prompt with sexually explicit or adult content for greetings cards. If you have other humorous or quirky themes you'd like to explore—like fantasy, surreal comedy, playful puns, or sassy birthday concepts—I'd be thrilled to help! Let me know how you'd like to proceed.

Generated with these themes: fairy glitter queen in bondage dildo handcuffs blindfold.

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