Warhammer 40k orks Birthday Card

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Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Description

Picture a chaotic yet vibrant birthday battlefield, where the rambunctious Warhammer 40k Orks have decided to throw an unexpected birthday bash. The scene is bustling with Orks adorned in piecemeal armor that is clumsily painted in garish shades of neon green, blood red, and rusty metal, reflecting their distinctive crude style.

In the center, a towering cake is constructed in tiers of bolted metal and crude frosting. Each layer is a battleground in miniature, with tiny Orks battling toy soldiers made of cake icing. The cake is splashed with a riot of colors: bright yellow, vivid orange, and deep green frosting, adorned with scattered nuts and bolts as decorations. Amidst the melee atop the cake, a crumpled and hastily scribbled paper banner dangles precariously, emblazoned with the word "Thadius" in bold, uneven letters, suggesting Orkish penmanship.

To the right, an Ork band is enthusiastically banging on makeshift drums, cobbled together from discarded fuel cans and scrap metal, splashed in vibrant reds and blacks. The band members sport headgear fashioned from mismatched helmet pieces, festooned with feathers and rusty spikes, clashing with their crude, patchwork uniforms.

Above them, the sky is a dramatic backdrop of swirling gray and purple clouds, reminiscent of a stormy battlefield. Amidst the tumultuous clouds, party balloons in bizarre shapes (some resembling squigs and others oddly shaped Ork glyphs) float chaotically, their strings tangled like spiderwebs caught in the wind.

Around the scene, Orks can be seen holding oversized, crudely wrapped presents, bursting with bulging edges, as if the boxes themselves are trying to escape their own ribbons. These gifts are wrapped in tattered metallic foil and bright neon paper, with patterns of crossed wrenches and jagged stripes.

In the foreground, an Ork boss stands, larger than life, brandishing a birthday hat atop his metallic head—a festive clash against his intimidating, tusked visage. He holds a massive goblet, brimming with foamy liquid, raised high in a toast to the cacophony.

Overall, this scene is a whirlwind of vivid colors, jagged edges, and clunky Ork humor, as if Norman Rockwell took a detour into the fantastical, with a splash of Edward Gorey's quirky detailing.

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4/14/2025

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