At the top of the image, "Brother, even the Emperor couldn’t purge your birthday cake fast enough!"
– Create a realistic photograph-style image of a towering, battle-worn Dark Angels Space Marine, in full gothic green and bone-white power armor, seated at a hilariously tiny birthday party table. The table is adorned with an absurdly small birthday cake topped with a flickering candle and confetti that clashes with his grim demeanor. One massive armored gauntlet delicately attempts to hold a paper party hat in place, while a servo-skull floats nearby, struggling to blow up balloons. In the background, other brooding battle brothers reluctantly hold up a “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER” banner, clearly annoyed that this counts as a mandatory squad morale event. The setting is a gothic cathedral spaceship interior, but with subtle birthday party chaos clashing against the grimdark atmosphere.
Generated with these themes: Dark angel space marine.
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4/29/2025
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