At the top of the image, "Carl, you're 35 laps into life’s racetrack—still drifting like a champion, Cousin Crashtastic!"

- Depict a surreal cartoon racing scene with exaggerated proportions: Carl is driving a car shaped like a slice of birthday cake, complete with frosting flames and sprinkles for exhaust.

- Beside him, a raccoon wearing aviators and leather gloves is riding a flaming motorcycle shaped like a candle, with its headlights shooting confetti.

- The racetrack loops through outrageous terrain—loops of licorice, marshmallow mountains, and clouds shaped like helmets.

- Road signs include absurd slogans like “Speed Limit: Your Age Divided by Pi” and “Yield to Unicorn Traffic.”

- In the sky, birthday balloons morph into speedometers, and spectators in the stands are a crowd of wildly cheering jellybeans.

- The overall color scheme is loud and candy-inspired, full of surreal textures like bubblegum tarmac and frosting crash barriers.

Generated with these themes: Car, Motorcycle, Racing, 35, and Cousin.

Made with ❤️ by AI.