At the top of the image, "Nothing says ‘cute’ like cake... and imminent doom."

- In the center of the realistic photograph-style image, a surprisingly adorable, slightly chibi-style Xenomorph is posed standing in a festive party scene. The alien’s glossy black exoskeleton gleams under cheerful party lights strung in the background. It's clutching a bright bunch of helium balloons—blue, silver, and one cheeky balloon shaped like a mini facehugger.

- The Xenomorph is drooling enthusiastically as it eyes a gorgeous, realistic blue-iced birthday cake sitting on a table directly in front of it. The cake has little alien eggs as decorative toppers and a lit candle sticking out from one, giving the illusion it might hatch at any second.

- Hovering above the party table is a sarcastic hand-painted fabric banner reading, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE BITCH" in colorful glittery lettering, blending sweet celebration with subtle terror.

- Confetti litters the floor, and the soft lighting adds a whimsical, cute twist to what should otherwise be terrifying.

- The Xenomorph looks adorably conflicted — murderous, but really craving a bite of that cake.

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