At the top of the illustration image, *Happy Birthday, Ethan — Your Leadership is Un-coach-able!*

An illustrated office scene where Ethan, dressed as a dramatic football coach with a headset and clipboard, is giving an intense birthday "pep talk" to a confused-looking team of employees wearing party hats and holding balloons. Behind Ethan is a whiteboard with an overly complicated "birthday playbook" featuring routes to the cake, party horn defense strategy, and a cupcake interception drill. One teammate fumbles a giant cupcake while another is doing jumping jacks with streamers. Confetti flies through the air like victory sparkles. A motivational poster on the wall reads: “Win the Day (and the Cake).”

Generated with these themes: Birthday, Coach, and Boss.

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