Dark Humor Birthday Cards

The scene is set on a barren, war-torn landscape reminiscent of a Warhammer 40k battleground. The sky is an ominous grey with dark clouds swirling, hinting at a recent skirmish. In the foreground, a large, intricately detailed Warhammer 40k Dreadnought stands, its armor gleaming with battle scars and its massive arms raised in a triumphant pose. The ground beneath is littered with remnants of a fierce battle—broken weapons, shattered banners, and scattered debris. In the background, a towering Gothic cathedral, with its sharp spires and stained glass windows depicting epic battles, looms over the scene, partially obscured by the swirling clouds. A nearby battle standard, tattered and torn, is still standing firm in the winds, the emblem proudly displaying a skull and wings, emblematic of the Warhammer universe. In the midst of this desolate yet majestic setting, a vibrant birthday banner stretches across the battlefield, attached from the Dreadnought's arm to the cathedral's spire. The banner reads "Happy Birthday Gabriel Porter!" in bold, metallic lettering, with gears and mechanical embellishments interwoven into the design. To the left, a small, ornate cake stands defiantly on a fallen piece of armor, topped with sparklers that defy the grim surroundings by casting a festive glow. The juxtaposition of the birthday elements amidst the grim backdrop tells a story of resilience and celebration amidst chaos, a nod to the indomitable spirit of Warhammer 40k. Generated with these themes: Warhammer 40k. Made with ❤️ by AI.

The scene is set on a barren, war-torn landsc...

The scene is set on a barren, war-torn landsc...

**Prompt for AI image generation (Realistic Photograph Style):** A solemn, dimly-lit room set up for a birthday party, captured in a realistic photographic style. In the center, a large, intimidating Xenomorph looms over a small table, wearing a slightly crooked rainbow-striped party hat. Thick, viscous drool drips slowly from its snarling jaws, narrowly missing the birthday cake in front of it — a classic round cake with pale blue icing and several unlit candles. The atmosphere is tense, quiet. Deadpool stands in the background in a dramatic pose, arms crossed, head tilted slightly down in a moment of rare solemnity. He's wearing a half-hearted paper party hat that’s been crushed a little. A bright, hand-painted banner hangs above them, barely lit, reading: "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" in dramatic, bold letters — a jarring, theatrical reference that adds to the uneasy calm. Faded, half-deflated balloons hang in the corners, some on the floor. There's a haunting stillness in the air, as if a celebration had been interrupted, and no one’s sure if it’s safe to continue. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt for AI image generation (Realistic P...

**Prompt for AI image generation (Realistic P...

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, high-resolution photograph capturing a solemn and strangely poignant birthday moment in a dimly lit, industrial sci-fi room—walls metallic and wet, dim fluorescent lights flickering. In the center stands Deadpool, surprisingly serious, wearing his full suit, gently holding a single red balloon in one hand and a small, wrapped present in the other. His posture is still, almost reflective. Beside him looms a massive, detailed Xenomorph—glossy black exoskeleton gleaming with slime—towering over Deadpool, wearing a comically tiny rainbow party hat that sits crooked on its ridged head. Drool threads hang from its fanged mouth, catching the ambient light like wet string. Between them sits a table with a half-lit blue birthday cake, intricately frosted, and slightly lopsided, adding to the realism. Above the scene hangs a tattered party banner with dark humor, boldly declaring: **“STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”** in gritty, spray-painted letters. The whole image feels frozen in an uncomfortable moment—a celebration no one wanted but had to happen, heavy with silence and absurd tension. Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, high-resoluti...

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, high-resoluti...

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, solemn photograph capturing an unusual and tense birthday moment in a dimly lit room. Deadpool, uncharacteristically subdued, stands to the side with arms crossed and head slightly bowed, wearing a tattered party hat. A large, terrifying Xenomorph looms over a table in the center of the scene, its slick black exoskeleton glistening under sparse lighting. Viscous drool strings from its fanged maw, just inches above an elaborately decorated birthday cake with vivid blue icing. A torn, half-hanging birthday banner overhead reads in bold letters, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" The atmosphere is heavy and charged—an uneasy silence as though something tragic or monumental is about to happen. Subtle shadows cast on the wall add to the gravity and stillness of the moment. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, solemn photo...

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, solemn photo...

At the top of the image, "Some parties bring joy... others bring tactical retreats." - In the center of the image, depict a tense and surreal birthday scene captured in a hyper-realistic photographic style. - Deadpool stands stiffly to the left, looking solemn, holding a bunch of colorful balloons with deflated energy. His eyes show visible hesitation through the mask, and his usual cheekiness is replaced by a weary side-glance. - On the right, towering menacingly, a huge, hyper-detailed Xenomorph looms over a birthday cake with unsettling stillness. Its glistening jaws drip slime dangerously close to the dessert. It wears a comically small cone-shaped birthday hat on its elongated head — a surreal and terrifying contrast. - In front of the cake, a banner hangs crookedly from above, with rough hand-painted letters reading, “Stay away from the cake you bitch.” - The cake itself, on a party table that looks like it’s seen better days, features decadent swirls of vivid blue icing — now starting to melt slightly from the acidic saliva mist. - Streamers hang loosely, sagging like they've given up. No one is smiling. - Add a soft vignette to enhance the grim solemnity of the occasion. Background shows a foggy, abandoned warehouse-turned-party zone with half-inflated balloons drifting across the cold floor. At the bottom of the image, in small lettering, add: “Birthdays... sometimes it's best to just send a text.” Generated with these themes: Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "Some parties bring ...

At the top of the image, "Some parties bring ...

In the midst of a bleak and crumbled cityscape, under a perpetually overcast sky that looms like a sheet of lead, a futuristic post-apocalyptic birthday party unfolds. Jagged remnants of skyscrapers stand like broken teeth against the horizon, their windows shattered, with tangles of metal and concrete strewn about the cracked asphalt streets. Amidst this desolation, a towering Warhammer space marine, clad in battle-worn cerulean armor, stands as an unexpected beacon of festivity. On his imposing helmet, a garish pink party hat sits jauntily askew, held in place by a string almost comically stretched over the armored headgear. In his massive, gauntleted hand, he holds a cluster of colorful helium balloons—each one a different bright shade of orange, green, and blue, stark against the dull backdrop. The balloons, tied with holographic ribbons, float eagerly upwards, as if trying to escape the gravity of this ravaged world. Scattered at his feet, where tufts of hardy weeds stubbornly break through the cracked pavement, are tattered remnants of wrapping paper and a slightly singed birthday cake with a single, flickering candle that refuses to be extinguished by the harsh winds. Nearby, a rusting, abandoned vehicle serves as a makeshift table, strewn with mismatched plastic cups and a lone party blower. In the background, a forlorn banner stretches across two decaying lamp posts, its faded letters cheerfully declaring, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY," swaying gently in the breeze. The juxtaposition of this unlikely celebration against the stark, decayed landscape creates a tableau of resilience and humor amidst ruin. Generated with these themes: A dark and desolate futuristic, post apocalyptic landscape, with a warhammer space marine in a party hat holding balloons . Made with ❤️ by AI.

In the midst of a bleak and crumbled cityscap...

In the midst of a bleak and crumbled cityscap...

At the top of the image, "He came for the cake... and maybe your spleen." - Depict a highly realistic, dimly lit scene in a grimy, industrial-style party room. A Xenomorph, menacing and glistening with slime, looms in the center, wearing a lopsided, glittery party hat. Its jagged teeth glint as it drools heavily onto a blue-iced birthday cake perched on a shaky metal table. - Behind it, Deadpool leans nonchalantly against a concrete wall, arms crossed, holding a slice of cake in one hand and a katana in the other, clearly unimpressed. He’s also wearing a torn party hat and sports a "Happy-ish Birthday" sticker on his chest. - Surrounding them are a few deflated balloons stuck to the dirty floor, and one tragically still-floating balloon tied to an old chair. - A ragged paper banner hangs askew in the background, torn slightly at one end. In bold letters it reads: “Stay away from the cake you BITCH!” - The entire atmosphere should carry a moody, unsettling tone—like something between an interstellar horror film and a sad office birthday gone apocalyptic. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "He came for the cak...

At the top of the image, "He came for the cak...

**Realistic Photography Prompt:** A solemn, dimly lit industrial room reminiscent of a sci-fi spaceship cargo bay. In the center, a small metal table holds a birthday cake with blue icing, detailed and moist, as though freshly made, with one slightly crooked candle flickering in the gloom. Behind the cake looms a large, menacing Xenomorph—hyper-realistic, its slick black carapace gleaming with condensation and saliva. It drools menacingly over the cake, eyes fixated. To the left stands Deadpool, unusually quiet and solemn, hands gently clasped behind his back. He gazes at the scene with an almost philosophical sadness, a single party hat slumped slightly on his masked head. Overhead hangs a tattered metallic birthday banner strung with wires, reading in crude spray-painted letters: "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" The room has subtle blue ambient lighting, echoing the color of the icing, casting a chilling but melancholic glow across the figures. Realistic cinematic lighting, dramatic shadows, slight smoke haze in the background, ultra-detailed textures on Deadpool’s suit, Xenomorph’s glistening teeth, and the moist cake icing. A tension-filled still moment that’s bizarre, eerie, and heartbreakingly funny all at once. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Realistic Photography Prompt:** A solemn, ...

**Realistic Photography Prompt:** A solemn, ...

**Realistic Photograph Prompt (Solemn Birthday Theme):** "A hyper-realistic photograph set in a dimly lit, abandoned industrial warehouse. Deadpool stands in the foreground, holding a slightly deflated red balloon in one hand and a battered, wrapped present in the other. His body language is subdued, head slightly tilted down, conveying an unusual somberness for the character. Behind him looms a large, intimidating Xenomorph—its slick black carapace gleaming under the sparse overhead lights. It's wearing a slightly crumpled, polka-dotted party hat tilted askew on its elongated head. Drool drips menacingly from its open mouth onto the floor. A birthday cake with smeared blue icing sits untouched on a rickety metal table between them, a single candle flickering weakly. Above the cake hangs a torn birthday banner with bold, aggressive text: 'Stay away from the cake you bitch!' The mood is tense, surreal, and melancholy—like a party no one truly wanted to attend." Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Realistic Photograph Prompt (Solemn Birthda...

**Realistic Photograph Prompt (Solemn Birthda...

**Front Cover Description:** **Scene Layout:** - **Background:** - The scene is set in a vibrant cartoon-style landscape, with a warped and chaotic twist reflecting the theme of Warhammer and Nurgle. The sky is a swirling blend of sickly greens and purples, reminiscent of a chaotic vortex, with dark clouds that have exaggerated, distorted expressions reminiscent of Nurgle's corrupted realm. - **Central Figure:** - A large, cartoonish Nurgle daemon is the central figure, with an exaggerated potbelly, grinning mischievously. Its features are oversized and playful, akin to the bold lines and expressions in Gary Larson's work. The daemon is holding a massive, slimy cake with gooey green frosting, decorated with colorful but twisted candles that resemble mini Chaos symbols. - **Foreground:** - Surrounding the Nurgle daemon, there are small, impish Nurglings with exaggerated features—big eyes, broad grins, and long arms waving in excitement, reminiscent of the style of Charles Schulz’s characters. These creatures are playfully scattering confetti, made of tiny skulls and multicolored spores, over the scene. - **Banner:** - In the sky, a vibrant banner stretches across, with a frayed, chaotic design. In bold, cartoonish letters it reads, "Happy Birthday, Sam!" The letters are adorned with miniature Warhammer Chaos symbols, integrated into the colorful, cartoonish typography, much like the playful fonts seen in Will Eisner's graphic novels. **Details:** - **Color Palette:** - A mix of muted yet vibrant colors, with a focus on greens, purples, and browns to maintain the Nurgle theme, but with splashes of bright, contrasting colors—yellows, blues, and reds—in the confetti and cake to add a celebratory feel. - **Additional Elements:** - In the background, whimsical, cartoon-like Chaos Marines are subtly incorporated, with oversized helmets and tiny, exaggerated weapons. They are shown in a playful manner, like characters from Osamu Tezuka's work, seemingly part of the birthday celebration rather than a battle. - **Ground:** - The ground is a patchwork of distorted, colorful tiles, inspired by the surreal landscapes of Winsor McCay’s Little Nemo, adding a dreamlike quality to the chaotic birthday scene. This card merges the chaotic and grotesque with the playful and whimsical, creating a uniquely entertaining birthday greeting for a fan of Warhammer's Nurgle theme, designed in a light-hearted, cartoonish style. Generated with these themes: Warhammer, Nurgle, and Chaos. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Front Cover Description:** **Scene Layout:...

**Front Cover Description:** **Scene Layout:...

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, dimly lit photograph set in a gritty industrial kitchen with metallic walls and overhead fluorescent lighting casting harsh shadows. In the center of the scene, a pristine birthday cake with vivid blue icing sits untouched on a stainless steel table, candles flickering. Towering over the cake is a menacing, hyper-detailed Xenomorph, its sleek, obsidian body gleaming under the light. It leans in with bared inner jaws and thick saliva strings drooling dangerously close to the cake. Just off to the side, Deadpool stands solemnly—no wisecracks, arms crossed, eyes focused on the Xenomorph, exuding rare silence and grim concern. Above the scene hangs a hastily spray-painted birthday banner reading: "STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE, YOU BITCH!" in bold, uneven lettering. The atmosphere is tense and eerily still, as if this birthday could end very badly. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, dimly lit pho...

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, dimly lit pho...

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style, Solemn Mood):** A realistic photograph depicting Deadpool standing alone in a dimly lit, abandoned warehouse with shafts of light breaking through cracked windows. He’s holding a deflated red balloon in one hand and a slightly crushed gift-wrapped present in the other, his mask expressionless. Across from him looms a large, towering Xenomorph wearing a slightly tilted, shiny metallic party hat. The Xenomorph is dripping viscous saliva from its open maw, hunched low with its tail curled around a toppled metal chair. Between them sits a small, sagging table with a lopsided birthday cake, frosted with dull blue icing and one flickering candle. Hanging crookedly above the scene is a grimy birthday banner that reads, “Stay away from the cake you bitch!” in cracked glitter letters. The overall atmosphere is somber and surreal, with muted colors, stark lighting, and a heavy sense of tension — as if this party took a very wrong turn. Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style, S...

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style, S...

Front Cover Design: Title: "Slay Another Year!" Visual Scene Description: The scene is set in a lively, vampire-themed birthday bash with a realistic photographic style. The background features a dimly lit nightclub setting, echoing the iconic vibe of the Bronze from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The details are lifelike, capturing the essence of a true celebration. Centerpiece: A large, round birthday cake with a creamy white frosting is positioned centrally on a table. It is adorned with a black silhouette of a vampire slayer holding a stake, reminiscent of Buffy. The cake is topped with realistic, crimson red raspberry glaze dripping down the sides, mimicking blood. Above the cake, sparklers are lit, casting a golden glow. "Dani" is spelled out in bold, silver letters on a small banner draped across the cake. The silver shimmers against the deep red glaze. Foreground: Several realistic, wooden stakes are scattered on the table next to the cake. Their sharp points are detailed with small etchings. To the left, a lifelike, realistic garlic garland is artfully arranged, with individual cloves in shades of white and off-white, offering an homage to vampire lore. Right Side: A crystal-clear goblet filled with a rich, red liquid sits elegantly next to the cake, capturing reflections from the sparklers above. Background Elements: Hanging on the dark, textured brick wall is a large poster featuring the silhouette of a vampire with fangs bared, set against a full moon backdrop. The moon's details are intricately captured, with craters and shadows creating depth. Overhead, the ceiling has realistic cobwebs interspersed with tiny plastic bats hanging down, adding to the themed decor. Color Palette: Rich and dramatic colors dominate, with deep reds, silvers, and warm golden tones contrasting against the dark ambiance of the nightclub setting. The scene is completed with lifelike shadow play, reflecting the flickering lights from the sparklers and creating a sense of depth and realism throughout the card. Generated with these themes: Buffy. Made with ❤️ by AI.

Front Cover Design: Title: "Slay Another Ye...

Front Cover Design: Title: "Slay Another Ye...

At the top of the image, "No sudden moves… he hasn’t had cake yet." - In the center of the realistic photograph, show a dark, dimly lit industrial-style room with a long metal table. At the center of the table sits a perfectly decorated birthday cake with rich blue icing, a single lit candle flickering. Hovering ominously beside the cake is a towering Xenomorph in chilling detail — its glossy black carapace reflecting the candlelight, stringy saliva dripping from its snarling jaws, and a bright pink polka-dotted party hat perched awkwardly atop its head. - Deadpool stands awkwardly in the background, arms crossed, watching from behind a pillar with mild concern, wearing a birthday sash that says “Another Year Closer to Chimichangas”. - Tattered balloons sag sadly in the air above, one barely hanging on by a string. - A crooked banner in the background reads in bold, jagged letters: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!” - The overall color palette is cool and moody, with shadows and high contrast, reinforcing a solemn but absurd atmosphere — as if this celebration could go wrong at any second. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "No sudden moves… he...

At the top of the image, "No sudden moves… he...

In a delightfully whimsical fusion of Disney villainy and Tim Burton-esque eccentricity, the scene unfolds in a peculiar, dreamlike town square. Dominating the center is a gigantic, twisted birthday cake, a confectionary monstrosity with dripping black and purple icing, reminiscent of Maleficent's dark magic. The cake is precariously leaning, much like the whimsical architecture of Burton's worlds, and atop it, a flickering candelabra adorned with a dozen candles burns with an eerie green flame. Surrounding the cake are beloved Disney villains, each animated with the quirkiness of a Peanuts comic strip. Ursula the Sea Witch is to the left, her tentacles wrapped around a punch bowl filled with mysterious glowing liquid, her mischievous smile stretching her face comically wide. Captain Hook stands nearby, attempting to light his own hook on the flaming candles, his expression one of befuddlement, drawn with the expressive exaggeration of Gary Larson's The Far Side. To the right, the Queen of Hearts is engaged in a heated game of croquet with a flamingo, whose long legs have a cartoonish flexibility straight out of Calvin and Hobbes. Her cards, painted with the faces of characters from Tim Burton's universe, flutter about her in chaos. Looming in the background, towering like Winsor McCay's fantastical architecture, is Oogie Boogie's lair, with spiraling staircases and crooked windows. Hovering over the scene, in a sky filled with swirling, Tim Burton-esque clouds, is a flock of ravens with the sharp lines and contrasts of a R. Crumb comic. Each raven carries a small, quirky gift tied with skull-patterned ribbons. At the corner of the scene, a mischievous Jafar, with a sly grin, leans against a streetlamp that curves and bends impossibly, a nod to Will Eisner's fluid cityscapes. This imaginative gathering of villains is captured in a style that echoes the playful simplicity of Charles Schulz, yet rich with the intricate details and dark whimsy inspired by the worlds of Disney and Burton, creating a uniquely twisted birthday celebration that could only exist in the realm of dreams and stories. Generated with these themes: Disney villains, and Tim burton. Made with ❤️ by AI.

In a delightfully whimsical fusion of Disney ...

In a delightfully whimsical fusion of Disney ...

**Prompt for Image Generation:** A solemn, realistic photograph set in a dimly lit, slightly smoky room with a gritty, industrial atmosphere—reminiscent of a sci-fi ship interior. At the center of the scene sits a modest birthday cake with bright blue icing, glowing faintly in the ambient low light. Overhead hangs a tattered, slightly singed banner reading, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!" in distressed block letters. Standing beside the cake is Deadpool, unusually still and serious, his posture more somber than playful. His head is bowed slightly, as though in silent contemplation. Opposite him looms a towering, hyper-realistic Xenomorph, sleek and terrifying, with viscous drool slowly stretching from its inner jaws, mere inches from the cake. The atmosphere is heavy, dramatic shadows and metallic reflections add gravity. Deadpool subtly grips a knife—not raised in attack, but resting against his thigh, tense. Everything in the image is highly detailed and rendered in the style of a real-life photograph with soft-focus depth and sharp, cinematic lighting—moody and introspective rather than humorous. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt for Image Generation:** A solemn, r...

**Prompt for Image Generation:** A solemn, r...

**Realistic Photography Prompt:** Create a solemn, cinematic-style hyper-realistic photograph set in a dimly lit industrial kitchen with flickering fluorescent lights. Centered on a battered steel table sits a slightly lopsided birthday cake with rich, glossy blue icing and flickering candles casting eerie shadows. A hulking, drooling Xenomorph looms over the cake, its biomechanical head dripping saliva dangerously close to the icing, creating tension and unease. Standing defensively in front of the cake is Deadpool, striking a rare serious pose, katana unsheathed and one hand raised sternly toward the Xenomorph. His body language is protective, but his masked face betrays a grave concern. A speech bubble carved graffiti-style into the steel wall behind them reads, in bold red lettering: “Stay away from the cake, you BITCH.” The scene is bathed in moody, low-contrast lighting with strong shadows, giving the image a weighty, respectful tone despite its fantastical characters — a darkly funny yet oddly heartfelt birthday confrontation. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Deadpool warning Xenomorph, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Realistic Photography Prompt:** Create a s...

**Realistic Photography Prompt:** Create a s...

**Prompt for Image Generation (Realistic Photograph Style, Solemn Mood):** A hyper-realistic photograph capturing a surreal, somber birthday scene. Deadpool stands off to the left in a dimly lit, sparsely decorated room, arms crossed, expression unusually pensive beneath his mask. Across from him, a towering Xenomorph wearing a tilted party hat glistens with slime and drool dripping slowly from its snarling jaws. A deflated balloon lies at its feet. Between them, a lone table holds a slightly melted birthday cake with smeared blue icing. A slice has been suspiciously taken. Above, a faded and slightly torn banner reads: **"Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"** in all-caps block letters. The mood is strangely tense, heavy with awkward silence, and faint light from a single overhead bulb casts elongated shadows across the floor. A couple of helium balloons float near the ceiling, casting gentle reflections, adding a contrast of quiet melancholy to the unsettling gathering. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt for Image Generation (Realistic Phot...

**Prompt for Image Generation (Realistic Phot...

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style):** A dimly lit, moody party scene inside an industrial spaceship hangar, captured in high-resolution realistic detail. Deadpool stands to one side of the frame, leaning solemnly against a steel wall, arms crossed, his expression unreadable beneath the mask. He wears a slightly tilted party hat. Opposite him, a Xenomorph lurks near a folding table, also donning a colorful, incongruously small party hat that contrasts with its sleek, dripping exoskeleton. Drool glistens as it drips from its fangs onto the floor. In the center of the composition, a lonely birthday cake with smeared blue icing sits untouched atop the metal table, surrounded by a few limp, deflating balloons. A ragged, hand-painted banner droops overhead, reading in aggressive scrawl: "Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!" The ambient lighting is stark and shadow-heavy, with a cold blue hue giving the whole scene a somber, surreal feeling. No guests in sight — just tension, cake, and confusion. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style):*...

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style):*...

At the top of the image, "Not all parties end with candles... some end in carnage." - Depict a realistic photograph-style scene inside a dimly lit, slightly destroyed birthday party room. In the center, a large birthday cake with vivid blue icing sits slightly toppled on a table, one candle still burning. - Deadpool, in full gear, stands protectively in front of the cake, one hand outstretched in warning, the other clutching a party horn. His body language is serious despite his sarcastic tone. - Towering ominously behind him is a realistic Xenomorph—shiny, slick, and terrifying—wearing a crumpled, tiny polka-dot birthday hat cocked awkwardly atop its elongated head. Drool hangs from its inner jaw as it leans toward the cake with curiosity or hunger. - Deadpool’s speech bubble reads: “Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!” - In the background, dim birthday string lights flicker among broken streamers, giving the scene a somber post-apocalyptic tone with subtle absurdity. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Deadpool warning the Xenomorph, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "Not all parties end...

At the top of the image, "Not all parties end...

In a whimsical, cartoonish scene bursting with colorful details, two Black Labradors—let's call them Barkley and Midnight—are caught in the middle of a delightfully chaotic birthday celebration. The setting is a cozy living room, where a vibrant fish tank, teeming with animated fish wearing tiny party hats, stands majestically in the background. A large, multi-tiered birthday cake is precariously balanced on the coffee table, each layer covered in rainbow sprinkles and adorned with sugar-crafted watches instead of traditional candles. On the cake's top layer, a playful frosting banner spells out "Happy Birthday Stewart" in swirling, colorful letters. Nearby, a pile of cookies and a tower of donuts are scattered on a small, rustic wooden table, hinting at a recent canine mischief. Barkley, with a guilty yet humorous expression, is holding a donut in his mouth, while Midnight, sitting innocently by the sofa, has cookie crumbs playfully stuck to its nose. In a hilarious twist, an axe murderer—actually a cardboard cutout with a comically exaggerated expression—stands propped up in a corner, holding an oversized foam axe with a sign attached to it that reads, "Relax, Stewart! It's just another birthday!" This quirky figure adds a touch of dark humor reminiscent of a Far Side comic, without being too menacing. The walls are adorned with colorful balloons, and streamers drape across the ceiling, where a paper plane swoops through, trailing a ribbon behind it with the name "Stewart" printed in bold letters. This lively scene invites viewers to take a closer look, as each element tells a story within the larger birthday celebration, full of charm and unexpected twists. Generated with these themes: 2 Black labradors, fish tank, watches, birthday cake, cookies, donuts, axe murderer . Made with ❤️ by AI.

In a whimsical, cartoonish scene bursting wit...

In a whimsical, cartoonish scene bursting wit...

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style, Solemn Mood):** A realistic photograph depicting Deadpool standing alone in a dimly lit, abandoned warehouse with shafts of light breaking through cracked windows. He’s holding a deflated red balloon in one hand and a slightly crushed gift-wrapped present in the other, his mask expressionless. Across from him looms a large, towering Xenomorph wearing a slightly tilted, shiny metallic party hat. The Xenomorph is dripping viscous saliva from its open maw, hunched low with its tail curled around a toppled metal chair. Between them sits a small, sagging table with a lopsided birthday cake, frosted with dull blue icing and one flickering candle. Hanging crookedly above the scene is a grimy birthday banner that reads, “Stay away from the cake you bitch!” in cracked glitter letters. The overall atmosphere is somber and surreal, with muted colors, stark lighting, and a heavy sense of tension — as if this party took a very wrong turn. Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style, S...

**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style, S...

At the top of the image, "When Deadpool said he'd handle the party, we should’ve known." - In the center of the realistic photograph, a dimly lit, gritty party scene unfolds in an abandoned industrial warehouse. - A menacing, hyper-realistic Xenomorph towers over a birthday cake with glowing blue icing, donning an absurdly festive yet slightly torn party hat. Its claws are inches from the cake. - Beside the cake stands Deadpool, arms crossed, holding a deflated balloon in one hand and a katana in the other, looking exasperatedly at the alien intruder. - In the background, a crudely made banner hangs unevenly on the wall. It reads: "Stay away from the cake you bitch!" in ragged red lettering. - Stark shadows, scattered balloons, and upturned chairs give the scene a solemn yet chaotic ambiance, capturing a grim and oddly funny moment frozen in time. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "When Deadpool said ...

At the top of the image, "When Deadpool said ...

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, cinematic-style photograph of a dimly lit industrial spaceship corridor, softly glowing with cool blue ambient lighting. In the center, on a metallic crate acting as a makeshift table, sits a slightly lopsided birthday cake with thick blue icing and flickering candles. The cake has a jagged piece already cut out. Hovering inches away, a terrifyingly large, highly detailed Xenomorph looms over it—glossy black exoskeleton gleaming in the moody light, its inner jaw peeking out and thick, viscous drool dripping dangerously close to the icing. Just to the side, Deadpool stands motionless in a somber pose, arms crossed, watching with an unreadable expression through his mask. Behind them, a crudely hung party banner reads in bold, chaotic letters: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”. The scene carries a weighty, unsettling stillness—celebration laced with menace, frozen in time. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, cinematic-sty...

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, cinematic-sty...

At the top of the image, "Mary, you've aged like a fine crypt – dark, dramatic, and still fabulous!" - Illustrate a gothic birthday scene in cartoon style: a Victorian-style haunted mansion under a moody, moonlit sky, with bats carrying balloons and a skeleton popping out of a coffin wearing a party hat, handing Mary a slice of black velvet cake. - Mary (in cartoon form) should be a stylish goth character in dramatic black attire, looking unimpressed while sipping from a goblet labeled “Mortali-Tea.” - A spooky black cat nearby wears a tiny “Happy Birthday” cape. - Use purples, blacks, and silver to keep the palette delightfully eerie yet playful. Generated with these themes: Goth. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "Mary, you've aged l...

At the top of the image, "Mary, you've aged l...

**Prompt:** A realistic, high-resolution photograph capturing a solemn and eerie birthday party scene in a dimly lit industrial warehouse. At the center, a massive, intimidating Xenomorph stands ominously still, wearing a crooked, polka-dotted party hat. Viscous saliva drips from its open jaws, pooling onto the floor. Just a few feet away, Deadpool stands with his back turned to the camera, unusually subdued, arms folded, looking up at the Xenomorph in silence. Around them, scattered balloons—deflated or half-floating—cast soft, gloomy reflections on the metallic walls. A slightly crooked banner overhead reads in bold, torn lettering: “Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!” Beneath the banner, on a dented folding table, sits a birthday cake with lopsided blue icing, one lone candle flickering weakly, wax running down the side. No guests are present, and the tension is thick in the air, like a party on the brink of chaos. The whole image is bathed in moody, cinematic lighting—gritty shadows, cold tones, and soft ambient highlights—evoking an atmosphere of unsettling calm before something inevitable. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Big, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** A realistic, high-resolution p...

**Prompt:** A realistic, high-resolution p...

**Realistic Photography Image Prompt:** A dimly lit, realistic photo-style birthday scene set in a moody, industrial warehouse. Deadpool stands solemnly near a scratched metal table, his red-and-black suit battle-worn and tattered, a single deflated balloon tied to his katana. Next to him, a menacing Xenomorph wearing a slightly crooked polka-dot party hat crouches low, glistening with slime, mouth agape and dripping acidic drool. In the background, a crude banner hangs overhead, with torn edges, reading in bold spray-paint-style text: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”. Centered in the foreground on the metal table is a sad-looking birthday cake with bright blue icing, half-melted candles still smoldering. Scattered deflated balloons lie limply on the ground, and faint light from an overhead bulb casts long shadows, emphasizing the stark, solemn tone. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Realistic Photography Image Prompt:** A di...

**Realistic Photography Image Prompt:** A di...

**Image Prompt:** At the top of the illustration image, write: “Happy Spoilage Day, Joselito — May Your Cake Fester Gloriously!” A hilariously grotesque illustration of a Nurgle Plague Marine in full grimy, corroded armor standing proudly over a monstrous, slime-dripping birthday cake shaped like a pustulent skull. The cake is oozing green frosting and emitting cartoon stink lines, while Nurglings gleefully climb all over it trying to take bites. One of the candles on the cake is a melted-down lasgun. In the background, a toxic cloud of confetti is exploding, with plague flies carrying birthday balloons. The marine is cheerfully offering a slice with a rusted chainsword-cake slicer. Bold, over-the-top comic style, with bright gross-out colors, full of birthday chaos and absurd delight. Generated with these themes: warhammer 40k Nurgle marine cake. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt:** At the top of the illustra...

**Image Prompt:** At the top of the illustra...

**Prompt for Image Generation (Realistic Photograph Style, Solemn Mood):** A hyper-realistic photograph capturing a surreal, somber birthday scene. Deadpool stands off to the left in a dimly lit, sparsely decorated room, arms crossed, expression unusually pensive beneath his mask. Across from him, a towering Xenomorph wearing a tilted party hat glistens with slime and drool dripping slowly from its snarling jaws. A deflated balloon lies at its feet. Between them, a lone table holds a slightly melted birthday cake with smeared blue icing. A slice has been suspiciously taken. Above, a faded and slightly torn banner reads: **"Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"** in all-caps block letters. The mood is strangely tense, heavy with awkward silence, and faint light from a single overhead bulb casts elongated shadows across the floor. A couple of helium balloons float near the ceiling, casting gentle reflections, adding a contrast of quiet melancholy to the unsettling gathering. Generated with these themes: Deadpool , Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying Stay away from the cake you BITCH!. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt for Image Generation (Realistic Phot...

**Prompt for Image Generation (Realistic Phot...

**Realistic Photograph Image Prompt:** A solemn, cinematic scene captured in moody, low-key lighting: A realistic, life-sized Xenomorph looms menacingly over a birthday table in a dim, industrial room, drool glistening from its fangs and dripping dangerously close to a pristine birthday cake with smooth blue icing. The cake sits on a metal table lit by a single flickering overhead bulb, surrounded by shadow. Behind the table, a tattered birthday banner hangs crookedly, bearing the bold words “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!” in all caps, partially obscured by smoke or mist. Deadpool stands in the background in a solemn stance, arms crossed, watching the Xenomorph with quiet defiance. No action—just tense stillness, as though everyone knows the next moment will be explosive. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Realistic Photograph Image Prompt:** A sol...

**Realistic Photograph Image Prompt:** A sol...

**Prompt:** A realistic photograph-style image set in a dimly lit, industrial spaceship corridor. At the center of the scene is a slightly sagging metal table holding a modest birthday cake with bright blue icing and a single, lit candle flickering softly—its light casting eerie shadows on the cold, metallic walls. Above the cake, a homemade banner strung from rusted pipes reads in jagged letters: "STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE, YOU BITCH!" in an oddly solemn and foreboding tone. On the left, Deadpool stands silently, uncharacteristically serious, arms crossed, his suit slightly torn as though after a battle. His mask has a small tear under one eye, giving the impression of quiet reflection or even respect. To the right, emerging ominously from the shadows, a large Xenomorph looms—gleaming black carapace slick with condensation and acid drool dripping perilously close to the cake. The Xenomorph pauses, seemingly unnerved by the banner. The mood is strangely mournful, with subtle lighting emphasizing the tension and reverence of the moment. Despite the surreal scene, every texture—Deadpool’s fabric, the alien’s slick surface, the sugary details of the icing—is rendered in photo-realistic detail. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** A realistic photograph-style ima...

**Prompt:** A realistic photograph-style ima...

**Prompt for AI image generation:** A realistic photograph-style image capturing a solemn birthday scene set in a dimly lit, abandoned warehouse. At the center, a large, menacing Xenomorph stands eerily still, towering and looming with an unsettling calm, wearing a crumpled, tilted birthday party hat. Nearby, Deadpool sits alone on a cracked crate, his usually irreverent demeanor replaced with a contemplative expression as he stares blankly at the ground, arms resting on his knees. In the foreground, a lonely birthday cake with smooth, sky-blue icing sits untouched on a battered metal table. Above it hangs a torn and slightly crooked birthday banner that reads in bold letters: "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Soft beams of light pierce through high, dusty windows, illuminating dust motes floating through the still air. The entire atmosphere feels quiet, heavy, and strangely mournful. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing party hat, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner stating, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt for AI image generation:** A realis...

**Prompt for AI image generation:** A realis...

Amidst a sprawling post-apocalyptic wasteland, the sun sets in an eerie, swirling mix of orange and deep purple, casting a kaleidoscope of shadows over the broken landscape. The remnants of civilization crumble around the foreground—a decimated cityscape with jagged skyscrapers jutting out like broken teeth and rusting vehicles piled haphazardly in the rubble. Among this desolation stands a towering Warhammer Space Marine, his imposing armor gleaming despite layers of dust and grime. This grim figure of battle wears an absurdly bright, polka-dotted party hat perched atop his helmet, a stark contrast to his serious demeanor. In his massive, gauntleted hand, he holds a cluster of vibrant balloons—each a different shade of neon green, pink, and yellow. The balloons, impossibly buoyant against the desolate backdrop, bob gently in the wind. Scattered around his armored feet are remnants of an attempted party—a torn, half-burnt "Happy Birthday" banner flutters in the breeze, while a lone cupcake with a crooked, burning candle sits precariously on the edge of a rusted car hood. In the distance, the silhouette of a wandering mutant dog, carrying a tattered party streamer in its mouth, adds a whimsical touch to this improbable birthday celebration in a world gone awry. The scene captures a surreal juxtaposition of celebration and survival, highlighting the Space Marine's stoic yet comical dedication to festivity in the face of annihilation. Generated with these themes: A post apocalyptic landscape, with a warhammer space marine in a party hat holding balloons . Made with ❤️ by AI.

Amidst a sprawling post-apocalyptic wasteland...

Amidst a sprawling post-apocalyptic wasteland...

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, cinematic-style photograph of a dimly lit industrial spaceship corridor, softly glowing with cool blue ambient lighting. In the center, on a metallic crate acting as a makeshift table, sits a slightly lopsided birthday cake with thick blue icing and flickering candles. The cake has a jagged piece already cut out. Hovering inches away, a terrifyingly large, highly detailed Xenomorph looms over it—glossy black exoskeleton gleaming in the moody light, its inner jaw peeking out and thick, viscous drool dripping dangerously close to the icing. Just to the side, Deadpool stands motionless in a somber pose, arms crossed, watching with an unreadable expression through his mask. Behind them, a crudely hung party banner reads in bold, chaotic letters: “STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!”. The scene carries a weighty, unsettling stillness—celebration laced with menace, frozen in time. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph drooling over cake, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, cinematic-sty...

**Image Prompt:** A realistic, cinematic-sty...

At the top of the image, "Birthdays can be deadly... especially if you're eyeing the last slice." - In the center of the realistic photograph-style image, place Deadpool standing confidently and slightly weary, holding a bunch of bright, helium-filled balloons that are deflating slightly — adding to the solemn mood. - To Deadpool's left, towering ominously, stands a large, terrifying Xenomorph rendered in hyper-realistic detail, glistening black and grotesquely drooling, with a wrinkled pastel pink party hat slightly askew on its shiny skull. - Between them, sitting alone on a dark wooden table under a moody spotlight, is a birthday cake with rich blue icing, partly melted candles, and one missing slice. - A torn party banner hangs slightly crooked above them, its bold, ominous message stitched in glitter letters: "STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH". - The whole scene is cast in subdued, cinematic lighting with high contrast shadows, emphasizing a quiet, absurd tension — as though someone’s about to make a terrible frosting-related mistake. Generated with these themes: Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch", Deadpool holding balloons , Large, scary, drooling Xenomorph wearing a party hat, and Birthday cake with blue icing. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "Birthdays can be de...

At the top of the image, "Birthdays can be de...

At the top of the image, "Joselito, may Nurgle bless your birthday cake with extra pustules and plague sprinkles!" - Illustrate a comically grotesque scene featuring a bloated, grinning Nurgle Space Marine proudly presenting a towering, oozing birthday cake shaped like a festering battlefield. - The cake has gooey layers, tentacle-like candles writhing in toxic green flame, and daemonic flies buzzing around the frosting. - In the background, other Nurglings are wearing party hats, popping plague balloon spores and blowing toxic noisemakers with unholy glee. - A banner overhead reads “Heresy is sweet – have a filthy one!” - Overall color tone should be a gross-yet-cheerful mix of swamp greens, infected purples, and custard yellows for that perfect birthday-plague vibe. Generated with these themes: warhammer 40k Nurgle marine cake. Made with ❤️ by AI.

At the top of the image, "Joselito, may Nurgl...

At the top of the image, "Joselito, may Nurgl...

Front and center of the card, a whimsical, detailed illustration showcases a zany scene outside The Londesborough pub in North London. The pub's classic brick façade serves as a backdrop, complete with a charming vintage-style sign hanging above the entrance that reads "The Londesborough" in elegant gold lettering. Vibrant, lush ivy creeps up the side of the building, framing the scene with natural green tones. In the foreground, a wildly expressive cat with an exaggerated cartoonish appearance, reminiscent of Quentin Blake’s style, dances on two hind legs. This quirky feline is no ordinary cat—it boasts six arms, each engaged in a different comical activity. Its fur is an energetic swirl of bright orange and white, with tabby stripes that create an engaging visual texture. One paw brandishes a small but humorously ominous toy bloody axe—clearly not meant for harm, but rather to add a touch of dark humor to the scene. Another paw skillfully juggles an array of colorful, delicately detailed eggs, each with unique patterns that resemble Fabergé eggs. A third paw holds a shiny stainless-steel egg whisk, which glints in the sunlight, adding a touch of realism and movement. In another paw, the cat clutches an open book titled "Yoga for Cats" with a cartoon illustration of a meditating cat on the cover, its pages fluttering as if caught by a gentle breeze. The fifth paw tips back a frothy mug of cider, the amber liquid reflecting the light, with a little foam playfully caught on the cat's whiskers. The final paw points towards the entrance of The Londesborough, inviting passersby to join the revelry. Scattered around the scene, smaller details add depth and character: a whimsical array of empty cider bottles, a folded newspaper with a crossword puzzle visible, and a small flock of curious pigeons pecking at crumbs near the cat’s feet. Above, the sky is a soft watercolor wash of blues and purples, with hints of Maxfield Parrish's dreamy style. The setting sun casts a warm golden glow over the entire illustration, creating contrasting shadows that add to the composition's lively energy. This detailed, humorous scene blends the quirky charm of Beatrix Potter's animal characters with the intricate linework of Aubrey Beardsley, resulting in a card that is both artistically engaging and delightfully amusing. Generated with these themes: dancing laughing crazy cat jugging with 6 arms, holding a bloody axe, an egg whisk, reading a book on yoga, drinking cider outside the The Londesborough pub in North London. Made with ❤️ by AI.

Front and center of the card, a whimsical, de...

Front and center of the card, a whimsical, de...

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, solemnly lit photograph set in a dimly lit room with dramatic shadows and soft, moody backlighting. In the foreground, a beautifully detailed birthday cake with smooth blue icing sits slightly askew on a silver cake stand, with one slice missing. Balloons in muted shades of blue and grey float quietly in the background, slightly deflated, adding to the subdued atmosphere. To the left, Deadpool stands rigidly, his posture unusually serious but his mouth twisted into a fierce scowl. He's pointing accusingly toward the cake, mid-sentence, lips frozen on the phrase "Stay away from the cake, you BITCH!"—his speech bubble small and ominous, as if whispered in frustration. On the opposite side, the sleek, glistening black form of a Xenomorph leans in, eerily motionless but unmistakably tense. A crumpled party hat balances atop its elongated head, drool glistening and mid-drip from its bared fangs toward the cake. The entire composition feels quiet, intense, and oddly respectful—as though something deeper simmers beneath the absurdity. Generated with these themes: Deadpool saying "Stay away from the cake you BITCH!", Xenomorph wearing party hat and drooling, Balloons, and Birthday cake with blue icing. Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, solemnly lit...

**Prompt:** A hyper-realistic, solemnly lit...

**Prompt:** A realistic photograph in a solemn, cinematic style: Deadpool stands off to the side, expression unusually subdued, partially shadowed under moody lighting. In the center of the frame, a large, terrifying Xenomorph looms menacingly behind a table. The alien creature wears a comically tiny birthday party hat tilted awkwardly on its elongated head. In front of it sits an untouched birthday cake with vivid blue icing, perfectly frosted and ominously glowing under a single dim spotlight. Suspended above the table is a frayed and wrinkled party banner reading in bold, slightly torn lettering: "STAY AWAY FROM THE CAKE YOU BITCH!" The room is otherwise empty, silent and grey-toned, conveying a heavy, uneasy birthday atmosphere with dark humor and surreal intensity. Generated with these themes: Deadpool, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!". Made with ❤️ by AI.

**Prompt:** A realistic photograph in a sol...

**Prompt:** A realistic photograph in a sol...

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